but what if dave was at the supermarket or somewhere else in public

Man how could I forget about the time Dave shouted about puppets and changed his mood to “rancorous”?
Or the time he played dumb about a dead crow so Jade wouldn’t know about his sylladex screwup?
OR THE TIME HE PRETENDED TO BE A NAKODILE????!?!?!
he’s so stoic and cool
this is how dave came out the closet
he sent this to everyone he knew
someone draw their reactions please.
youre welcome
Don’t cry ….
No wasting your tears on me
You’ll ruin your pretty eyes for nothing …
cAN YOU NOT— MY LOVE OF THESE PEOPLE I JUST CAN’T
i cant believe is not jake englishi was just practicing some colouring
takes a break from drawing by drawing johndave
so i was motivated enough to do this, based off this post.
Anonymous asked you:but what if dave was at the supermarket or somewhere else in publici like the way u think anon(john remains the pranking master)
i hate it when im MSPARP and i keep running into the same person 5838836 times in a row and their like “OMG IF U DNT LIKE KARKAT THE UNCHECK HIM* its like…
no i want to talk to a karkat
just not a
femNakedBoundandGaggedInaDressHornyYouJustWokeUpNextTo!karkat
like sometimes im just not feelin that…
And dave didnt talk to him for a month after that